September 15, 2007

"DEAD OF NIGHT: BASILISK" (1994)

Stills from Wayne Spitzer & Andy Kumpon's 1994 Dead of Night episode, "Basilisk." In spite of the insipid dialogue and poor pacing, Spitzer cites the episode as being "probably the closest we ever came -- atmosphere-wise -- to my original vision for the show."

The Basilisk, an "inter-dimensional reptile," rears its really not so ugly head. Spitzer and Kumpon built the full-size prop from a design of Wayne's. Its central elements are a dryer hose, the head of an Aurora T. Rex model from the '70s, and bubble-wrap.

Status (Wayne Spitzer) squares off with the Basilisk in a slightly over-produced shot. Pretty slick for two guys (all the early Dead of Night episodes were performed, shot and edited by the two alone) with no time, no money, and no Hollywood connections.

One of the cool blue crabs. Remember Rodan? (1956) How the big birds ate the creepy catapillar things? Same idea.

A.K. Fleet (Andy Kumpon) is about to "make contact," and how! This shot was inspired by the Plesiosaur attacking the U-boat in Samuel Z. Arkoff's The Land That Time Forgot (1974).

Another neat shot of the Basilisk, close enough to its prey to strike! The prop was essentially operated as a giant marionette. Note that location is of paramount importance to the success of these shots; it is, in a sense, a character in its own. Spitzer and Kumpon will only say that they "secured" a functioning aluminum foundry for two nights.

Status and A.K.'s mercurial employer, "Viktor," is about to do a vanishing act. The character was named after and performed by Dr. Victor E. Buksbazen (The Jewish People in a 'Christian World: An Examination of the History and Development of Anti-Semitism in World History). Who says academics are all smug, insecure, fear-driven sociopaths? The big difference here is Buksbazen has a sense of humor.

The Basilisk shows us her pretty profile.

A.K. Fleet (Andy Kumpon) hurries to the rescue of his police partner and friend, Status (Wayne Spitzer). Compositing in the Viktor Corp. signage took more valuable edit-time than Spitzer cares to admit.

"Who goes there?" A.K. Fleet (Andy Kumpon) thinks he sees something in the fog. Or maybe he's standing there because both he and Spitzer know that flashlights in the fog just look cool.

A.K. Fleet (Andy Kumpon) emerges into yet another long corridor. The idea was to make the night-world of Dead of Night as labyrinthine as possible; also to save time by turning wide-shots into close-ups without changing camera set-ups.

Status (Wayne Spitzer) descends yet another set of stairs. In the story they are trying to flush out the Basilisk by making noise. In reality the idea was to take up screen time. Spitzer and Kumpon had to deliver a new program every two weeks (for which they were allotted only a few days of camera and edit bay usage) in order to keep their time-slot.

Again, Status (Wayne Spitzer) seems to be asking the time-honored horror movie question, "Who goes there?" John Campbell might know, but he's not around to help Spitzer with manuscripts, much less basilisks!

A.K. Fleet (Andy Kumpon) takes a break from wrangling basilisks to pull himself together. Now where'd he put that sack lunch?

Status (Wayne Spitzer) has cornered their prey. Or has it cornered him?

The Dead Men (Wayne Spitzer and Andy Kumpon) show the Basilisk the door...back to its own dimension!

Which happens to be at the bottom of a very deep pit.

The fluxcore opens and closes again...taking our scaley nemesis with it. Time for some grub at Noodle's Chow Stand!

ON THE SET OF "SHADOWS IN THE GARDEN" (2002)

Behind-the-scenes stills from the set of Wayne Spitzer's 2002 short, Shadows in the Garden. YOU try directing a cast and crew of volunteers (including a dog), in near-freezing temperatures, in a 3-hour costume/make-up job that cuts off all circulation to your extremities!

Above: Wayne Spitzer seems pretty upbeat as his Sylkk costume/make-up comes together. Of course, the night is young.

Wayne gets ready to say goodbye to the outside world for awhile. A long while!

Bob Schleufer begins the delicate procedure of affixing Sylkk's head.

Almost as fun as playing the Snakeman. But this was worth it.

"TOOL" (1998)

Stills from Wayne Spitzer's 1998 re-imagined Dead of Night pilot, "TOOL." The edisode was envisioned as a "tiny terror on the loose" thriller along the lines of Dan Curtis's Trilogy of Terror (1975) and Don't be Afraid of the Dark (1973). Spitzer, dissapointed from the start with the prop maker's rendering of the "Tool" (which Tiner dubbed "Mecha-Kermit"), ultimately shelved the project in favor of Shadows in the Garden. "There came a point when I could tell the thing simply wasn't going to work as a straight-faced thriller," says Spitzer. "And I think you owe it to yourself as well as your crew, provided there's no contractual obligations, to say, 'I'm not going to hurt my career and the career of others by putting this out there right now.'" Spitzer, Kumpon and Gollinger may eventually complete the episode as a flat-out comedy. In the meantime folks can check out Ron Ford's TIKI, (2006) which Tiner also worked on.

Above: Obsessed mechanic Harley Mann's (Mitch Tiner) new tool has morphed into something murderous. Now it's going to fix his entire family...for good! This image has been altered from what was orininally shot to more accurately reflect Spitzer's original design.

If Harley Mann's wife (Kris Tiner) can't find a way out of their bedroom fast, she's going to get "fixed."

Harley (Mitch Tiner) learns the hard way not to reach into blind spots when there's a living tool around. Though Tiner, who also did the gore effects, was dissapointed that "TOOL" was never completed, he nonetheless got a chance to repeat them for Ron Ford's TIKI (2006). Spitzer and Kumpon had introduced the two when Ford first arrived in Spokane in 2003.

"GOLDENBALL II" (1999)

Stills from Wayne Spitzer & Andy Kumpon's un-broadcast 1999 "Goldenball" follow-up.

Above: Status (Wayne Spitzer) and A.K.Fleet (Andy Kumpon) prepare to throw down with the Goldenballs. Status has apparently just got back from the Young Artists Trying to Look Like Jesus dimension.

Wayne Spitzer isn't so sure this trying-too-hard-to-be-funny follow-up to "Goldenball" is such a good idea. His instinct will prove correct!

Status (Wayne Spitzer) and A.K.Fleet (Andy Kumpon) preparing to throw down with the Goldenballs. Still.

"THE SALVAGE" (1981)

Stills from Wayne Spitzer's 1981 home movie, The Salvage. '70s kids make Raiders of the Lost Ark pastiche at Dawn of the Reagan Era.

Above: The Red-hatted villian (Wayne Spitzer) opens fire. Firecrackers, of course.

"Sancho" (Mike Moss) emerges onto a clearing.

"Sancho" runs like the dickens, holding onto hat.

Our Hero (Max DeLaubenfelts) returns fire. Max and Wayne were Dungeons & Dragons buddies, back in the day.

After taking a gutshot, the Villian (Wayne Spitzer) struggles to right himself. He's been struggling ever since.

A nice Raiders-inspired silo shot of Our Hero (Max Delaubenfelts) and "Sancho" (Mike Moss).

The Villian (Wayne Spitzer) comes to a dramatic pause. Note that Wayne is running about a decade behind the times, hairdo-wise.

About to die, the villain (Wayne Spitzer) keels to the left. Note that at 16 his over-acting ability is already quite evolved.

The Salvage closes with a dynamic zoom-in on an Army surplus flashlight. Significant? Nah. Super 8mm film cartridges were short. They were out of film.

KAYU FOX 28 NEWS STORY ON "SHADOWS & FOG" (2000)

NWCN & Fox News anchor Craig McMorris

Wayne Spitzer and crew have one take to get "Cutthroat Cthulhu's" head smashed through the window. They've only got one window!

Co-producer Eric Gollinger delivers the best sound bite: "We succeed where others fail, and at times...we fail where others succeed."

Though he denies it, the Obi-Wan Kenobi-style braid would seem to confirm that Wayne did, indeed, have a mullet.

Andy doesn't actually have a head shaped like a watermelon. That's just a filter they applied in the edit bay. "Why" remains anyone's guess.

"Look at them. I can make them do anything I want."

Craig McMorris gets a scare, either from the monster Sylkk or Last Stop Station's alien gas station attendants. The filmmakers could only afford one set of claws.

Filming the credit card incineration from Last Stop.

Hey...it's Fox.

The "Andinator."

Credit cards take a long time to burn...

...a real long time.

Eric Gollinger tapes up one of the gas station aliens. To the left is the original opening sequence to Shadows in the Garden.